Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
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"Do Not Be a Goddamned Liar", from Sh*t My Dad Says: The Book
Justin Halpern was a writer trying to eke out a living in Los Angeles when he started quoting his father on Twitter. and now there's a book of essays showing just how awesome the shit Justin's dad says really is, even when it's over 140 characters long. Turns out Justin's dad is real&mdash. So in sixth grade, when each member of my class was responsible for creating an experiment to show at the school's science fair in late April, I felt about as excited as I'd feel today if I were told I had to attend a live reenactment of the... You will have the greatest science experiment that school has ever seen, or you will fucking die trying. My dad, on the other hand, was thrilled. "Now you can get a glimpse into what my life is like every god- damned day," he told me the night I received my assignment. I've never been very good at math or science....
